There is nothing I can say that I haven't thought before.
If I went to jail, at least I wouldn't have to sign autographs.
The sun is gone, but I have a light.
I've always quit jobs without telling the employer that I was quitting; I just wouldn't show up one day.
It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.
I sing and play the guitar, and I'm a walking, talking bacterial infection.