My songs have always been frustrating themes, relationships that I've had. And now that I'm in love, I expect it to be really happy, or at least there won't be half as much anger as there was.

There is nothing I can say that I haven't thought before.

If I went to jail, at least I wouldn't have to sign autographs.

The sun is gone, but I have a light.

I've always quit jobs without telling the employer that I was quitting; I just wouldn't show up one day.

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.

I sing and play the guitar, and I'm a walking, talking bacterial infection.