There's nothing more comfortable than a cosy flower pattern.

Never met a wise man, if so its a woman.

My mother always tried to keep a little bit of British culture in our family. We'd drink tea all the time!

I've never been more confused in my life, but at the same time I've never been more satisfied with what we've done.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

I only remember a few things about Jimmy Carter. He had big lips and liked peanuts. I now know that Jimmy Carter was and is a good man.

If you're a sexist, racist, homophobe, or basically an asshole, don't buy this CD. I don't care if you like me, I hate you.