I respect people who promote the way they feel sexually

I'm not like them, but I can pretend.

I like the comfort in knowing that women are the only future in rock and roll.

I only remember a few things about Jimmy Carter. He had big lips and liked peanuts. I now know that Jimmy Carter was and is a good man.

I've always wanted male friends that I could be real intimate with and talk about important things with and be as affectionate with that person as I would be with a girl.

I've never been more confused in my life, but at the same time I've never been more satisfied with what we've done.

America may be the land of the free, but there are definitely more ignorant people there. Most of the population are semi-retarded.