Please read my diary, look through my things and figure me out.

I was tired of pretending that I was someone else just to get along with people, just for the sake of having friendships.

America may be the land of the free, but there are definitely more ignorant people there. Most of the population are semi-retarded.

I always wanted to experience the street life because my teenage life in Aberdeen was so boring. But I was never really independent enough to do it. I applied for food stamps, lived under the bridge, and built a fort at the cedar mill.

I own a '66 Jaguar. That's the guitar I polish, and baby - I refuse to let anyone touch it when I jump into the crowd.

If you're a sexist, racist, homophobe, or basically an asshole, don't buy this CD. I don't care if you like me, I hate you.

People are coming to shows on the strength of one song. I guess that's the way it goes.