Please read my diary, look through my things and figure me out.

We were just amazed we were putting out a record. We were, and are, still learning. But we've never cared much for professionalism as long as the energy was there. Like our live shows: We're out of tune and use a lot of feedback. That's not on purpose or because we don't care, we're just musically and rhythmically retarded and we play so hard that we can't tune our guitars fast enough.

I've always quit jobs without telling the employer that I was quitting; I just wouldn't show up one day.

Rather be dead than cool.

I would like to get rid of the homophobes, sexists, and racists in our audience. I know they're out there and it really bothers me.

If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.

I wish I would tell our audience that we don't hate them without sounding cheesy.