The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers.

Let there be nothing harmonious about our children's playthings, lest they grow up expecting peace and order, and be eaten alive.

... life, by definition, is never still.

We're here on Earth to fart around

You know, I think the main purpose of the Army, Navy, and Marine Corps is to get poor Americans into clean, pressed, unpatched clothes, so rich Americans can stand to look at them.

Much of the conversation in the country consisted of lines from television shows, both past and present.

In real life as in grand opera, arias only make hopeless situations worse.