You become who you pretend to be.

There are lots of things worth doing that are no way to make a living. They are agreeable ways to make a more agreeable life.

I don't know what's going on, and I'm probably not smart enough to understand if somebody was to explain it to me. All I know is we're being tested somehow, by somebody or some thing a whole lot smarter than us, and all I can do is be friendly and keep calm and try and have a nice time till it's over.

The crowd, having been promised nothing, felt cheated, having received nothing.

The right of the people to peacefully assemble and petition their government for a redress of grievances is now worth a pitcher of warm spit. That's because TV will not come and treat it respectfully. Television is really something.

Rabo Karabekian: I'm in the middle of a sentence. Circe Berman: Who isn't?.

All the great story lines are great practical jokes that people fall for over and over again.