What a fool I would have been to let self-respect interfere with my happiness!

My ancestors were all Freethinkers, formerly Catholics. It was science and Darwin, in particular, that made them decide, as educated people, which they were, that the priest, nice as he was, didn't know what he was talking about.

Most things in this world don´t work, aspirin do.

Perhaps I am the turtle, able to live simply anywhere, even underwater for short periods, with my home on my back.

My ancient history teacher, Millie Lloyd, should have worn a medal for her performance at the battle of Thermopylae. She was excited and we were excited.

I don't think there would be many jokes, if there weren't constant frustration and fear and so forth. It's a response to bad troubles like crime.

A lack of seriousness has led to all sorts of wonderful insights.