Most things in this world don´t work, aspirin do.

Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face cold turkey.

I am a monopolar depressive descended from monopolar depressives. That's how come I write so good.

You should be careful about who you pretend to be, because who you pretend to be - is actually who you are!

Terry Southern is the illegitimate son of Mack Sennett and Edna Saint Vincent Millay.

The polls demonstrate that 50 percent of Americans who get their news from TV think Saddam Hussein was behind the Twin Towers attack. Man, have they got ways for getting half-truths out right away now, thanks to TV! I think TV is a calamity in a democracy.

The New York Daily News suggested that my biggest war crime was not killing myself like a gentleman. Presumably Hitler was a gentleman.