Most things in this world don´t work, aspirin do.

You'll forget it when you're dead, and so will I. When I'm dead, I'm going to forget everything–and I advise you to do the same.

Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies - "God damn it, you've got to be kind."

But he is tired. He puts the pistol to his head again. He says, “I never asked to be born in the first place.

Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.

We are all experiments in enthusiasms, narrow and preordained.

Nobody will stop you from creating. Do it tonight. Do it tomorrow. That is the way to make your soul grow.