Aside from battles, the history of nations seemed to consist of nothing but powerless old poops like myself, heavily medicated and vaguely beloved in the long ago, coming to kiss the boots of young psychopaths.

Now, the engineers and managers believe with all their hearts the glorious things their forebears hired people to say about them. Yesterday's snow job becomes today's sermon.

I myself grew up when radio was very important. I'd come home from school and turn on the radio. There were funny comedians and wonderful music, and there were plays. I used to pass time with radio.

Historians in the future, in my opinion, will congratulate us on very little other than our clowning and our jazz.

Nobody will stop you from creating. Do it tonight. Do it tomorrow. That is the way to make your soul grow.

Unannounced changes in life's itinerary are like dancing lessons from God.

Just because you can read, write and do a little math, doesn't mean that you're entitled to conquer the universe.