I am better now. Word of honour: I am better now.

Our president is a Christian? So was Adolf Hitler. What can be said to our young people, now that psychopathic personalities, which is to say persons without consciences, without senses of pity or shame, have taken all the money in the treasuries of our government and corporations, and made it all their own?

Here is the solution to the American drug problem suggested a couple years back by the wife of our President: "Just say no.

Scientific truth was going to make us so happy and comfortable. What actually happened when I was twenty-one was that we dropped scientific truth on Hiroshima.

I'm not a drug salesman. I'm a writer." "What makes you think a writer isn't a drug salesman?

The dog, who had sounded so ferocious in the winter distances, was a female German Shepherd. She was shivering. Her tail was between her legs. She had been borrowed that morning from a farmer. She had never been to war before. She had no idea what game was being played. Her name was Princess.

That's what my books are, now that I'm a grownup - mosaics of jokes.