I am better now. Word of honour: I am better now.

Unannounced changes in life's itinerary are like dancing lessons from God.

Humor is a way of holding off how awful life can be, to protect yourself.

You can't help it but you were born without a heart. At least you tried to believe what the people with hearts believed — so you were a good man just the same.

We are never as modern, as far ahead of the past as we like to think we are.

I don't know about you, but I practice a disorganized religion. I belong to an unholy disorder. We call ourselves "Our Lady of Perpetual Astonishment."

Maybe they invited me because they know I have a tuxedo