As stupid and vicious as men are, this is a lovely day.
Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
I'm mad about being old and I'm mad about being American. Apart from that, OK.
Do you think Arabs are dumb? They gave us our numbers. Try doing long division with Roman numerals.
My definition of a man's man is a man who knows gun safety, and we all did.