I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.

What a fool I would have been to let self-respect interfere with my happiness!

Because of the movies nobody will believe that it was babies who fought the war.

Out in the world I go! Muggers! Autograph hounds! Junkies! People with real jobs! Maybe an easy lay! United Nation functionaries and diplomats!

The Fourteenth Book is entitled, "What can a Thoughtful Man Hope for Mankind on Earth, Given the Experience of the Past Million Years?" It doesn't take long to read The Fourteenth Book. It consists of one word and a period. This is it: "Nothing.

I can see where influential people would like Maharishi better than Jesus. My God, if the Beatles and Mia Farrow went to Jesus, He'd tell them to give all their money away.

Unannounced changes in life's itinerary are like dancing lessons from God.