As stupid and vicious as men are, this is a lovely day.

He became fubar in the classic way, which is to say that he was the victim of a temporary arrangement that became permanent.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

The proper ending for any story about people it seems to me, since life is now a polymer in which the Earth is wrapped so tightly, should be the same abbreviation, which I now write large because I feel like it, which is this one: ETC.

Man created the checkerboard; God created the karass.

I'm a doctor of cowshit, pigshit, and chickenshit.....when you doctors figure out what you want, you'll find me out in the barn shoveling my thesis.

We're terrible animals. I think that the Earth's immune system is trying to get rid of us, as well it should.