The secret to success in any human endeavor is total concentration.
If you want to break the rules of grammar, first learn the rules of grammar.
What is the purpose of life?...To be the eyes and ears and conscience of the Creator of the Universe, you fool!
One thing I hate about school committees today is that they cut arts programs out of the curriculum because they say the arts aren't a way to make a living.
He didn't look like a soldier at all. He looked like a filthy flamingo.
Puny man can do nothing at all to help or please God Almighty, and Luck is not the hand of God.