The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.

Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who'll get one.

What we will be seeking... for the rest of our lives will be large, stable communities of like-minded people, which is to say relatives. They no longer exist. The lack of them is not only the main cause, but probably the only cause of our shapeless discontent in the midst of such prosperity.

All these years, I've been opening the window and making love to the world.

Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.

People would be surprised if they knew how much in this world was due to prayers.

The world is full of people who are very clever at seeming much smarter than they really are.