All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.

They do not love one another because they do not love themselves.

The little girls were wearing black party dresses and black party shoes, so strangers would know at once how nice they were.

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

Seems like the only kind of job an American can get these days is committing suicide in some way.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

We are here for no purpose, unless we can invent one.