I couldn't help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for--to find out how much a man could take without breaking.

She broke my heart. I didn't like that much. But that was the price. In this world, you get what you pay for.

Time is liquid. One moment is no more important than any other and all moments quickly run away.

I say the same thing about the death of James Wait. "Oh, well -- he wasn't going to write the Beethoven's Ninth Symphony anyway.

Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.

War is now a form of TV entertainment, and what made the First World War so particularly entertaining were two American inventions, barbed wire and the machine gun.

Hardly anyone in the world is an American