I couldn't help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for--to find out how much a man could take without breaking.

We are about to be attacked by Al Qaeda. Wave flags if you have them. That always seems to scare them away. I'm kidding.

A committee of three can accomplish much if two don't show up.

The most racist, nastiest act by the USA, after human slavery, was the bombing of Nagasaki. Not of Hiroshima, which might have had some military significance. But Nagasaki was purely blowing away men, women, and children.

There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.

To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.

Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad.