We were German-Americans in a British colony, so we were outsiders.

Any form of government, not just Capitalism, is whatever people who have all our money, drunk or sober, sane or insane, decide to do today.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.

The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal.

The Circle Theatre, black people had to sit in the balcony. Any theater with a balcony, black people had to sit up there. Black people couldn't check into any hotel except their own. And black people couldn't eat anywhere except in their own restaurants.

What's the point of being alive," she said, "if you're not going to communicate?