I'm a doctor of cowshit, pigshit, and chickenshit.....when you doctors figure out what you want, you'll find me out in the barn shoveling my thesis.

Why throw money at problems? That is what money is for. Should the nation's wealth be redistributed? It has been and continues to be redistributed to a few people in a manner strikingly unhelpful.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

I never asked to be born in the first place.

To whom it may concern: It is springtime. It is late afternoon.

Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but the living room in your fortified compound.

Or they'll talk about fear, which we used to call politics- job politics, social politics, government politics.