If it weren't for the message of mercy and pity in Jesus' Sermon on the Mount, I wouldn't want to be a human being. I would just as soon be a rattlesnake.

That was what made them so hilarious and unafraid. That was the strength of the Nazis. [...] They understood God better than anyone. They knew how to make Him stay away.

I love you, because the love you gave me was the only love I've ever had, the only love I ever will have

Laughter or crying is what a human being does when there's nothing else he can do.

People are lying all the time as to what a murderous nation we are. So let it be known. We're behaving abominably. It's like having a relative go absolutely nuts. Somebody has to say, "I think Uncle Charlie's off his rocker." We are behaving in a bizarre manner.

The little girls were wearing black party dresses and black party shoes, so strangers would know at once how nice they were.

What a bummer it is to be a human being.