The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.

Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad.

God Almighty Himself must have been hilarious when human beings so mingled iron and water and fire as to make a railroad train!

I have wanted to give Iraq a lesson in democracy - because we're experienced with it, you know. And, in democracy, after a hundred years, you have to let your slaves go. And, after a hundred and fifty years, you have to let your women vote. And, at the beginning of democracy, is that quite a bit of genocide and ethnic cleansing is quite okay. And that's what's going on now.

I think, therefore I am, therefore I am photographable.

Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just persuade people of this, but they insist on amassing information.

I am a very bad scientist. I will do anything to make a human being feel better, even if it's unscientific. No scientist worthy of the name could say such a thing.