The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.

The planet was being destroyed by manufacturing processes, and what was being manufactured was lousy, by and large.

Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.

I don't know what anybody else in the world would want to thank America for, but man, it [jazz] works. What I like about it - and what public health people ought to like about it - it's safe sex.

I never asked to be born in the first place.

Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is to do and how credulous people are.

What everybody is well advised to do is to not write about your own life, this is if you want to write fast. You will be writing about your own life anyway but you won't know it.