Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad.

Love is where you find it.

There is this feeling that I have a destiny far away from the shallow and preposterous posing that is our life.

It seems to me divorce is so common now. It ought to be more institutionalized. It's like a head-on collision every time. It's supposed to be a surprise but it's commonplace.

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.

When we passed a Catholic church, I recalled, he said, "You think your dad's a good chemist? They're turning soda crackers into meat in there. Can your dad do that?

There are too many of us and we are all too far apart.