I wanted all things to seem to make some sense, So we could all be happy, yes, instead of tense. And I made up lies, so they all fit nice, and I made this sad world a paradise
A lack of seriousness has led to all sorts of wonderful insights.
Evolution is so creative. That's how we got giraffes.
She was a dull person, but a sensational invitation to make babies.
When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
I was once asked if I had any ideas for a really scary reality TV show. I have one reality show that would really make your hair stand on end: "C-Students from Yale".