Educating a beautiful woman is like pouring honey into a fine Swiss watch: everything stops.

Everything of mine which has been filmed so far has been one character short, and that character is me.

The youngest child in any family is always a jokemaker, because a joke is the only way he can enter into an adult conversation.

The economy is a thoughtless weather system.

Somebody gets into trouble, then gets out of it again. People love that story. They never get tired of it.

Son--they say there isn't any royalty in this country, but do you want me to tell you how to be king of the United States of America? Just fall through the hole in a privy and come out smelling like a rose.

And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.