It's a nice glass of champagne at the end of a life.

Just because something feels better than anything else, that doesn't mean it's good for you.

When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.

if there is a god, he sure hates people

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers - joined in the serious business of keeping our food, shelter, clothing and loved ones from combining with oxygen.

[People] want to feel superior, so they imagine we're Bible thumpers and uneducated and all that.

You have to go, but I have to stay.