Scum of the Earth as some may be in their daily lives, they can all be saints in emergencies.

Traveling is like dancing lessons from God.

The Fourteenth Book is entitled, "What can a Thoughtful Man Hope for Mankind on Earth, Given the Experience of the Past Million Years?" It doesn't take long to read The Fourteenth Book. It consists of one word and a period. This is it: "Nothing.

What has been America's most nurturing contribution to the culture of this planet so far? Many would say jazz. I, who love jazz, will say this instead: Alcoholics Anonymous.

I never knew a writer's wife who wasn't beautiful.

Most things in this world don´t work, aspirin do.

If God were alive today, He'd be an atheist.