Any scientist who can't explain to an eight-year-old what he is doing is a charlatan.

All people are insane. They will do anything at any time, and God help anybody who looks for reasons.

It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating.

bergeron's epitaph for the planet, i remember, which he said should be carved in big letters in a wall of the grand canyon for the flying-saucer people to find was this: WE COULD HAVE SAVED IT, BUT WE WERE TOO DOGGONE CHEAP. only he didn't say "doggone.

As Marilee and I were dressing, I whispered to her that I loved her with all my heart. What else was there to say? 'You don't. You can't,' she said.

I think William Shakespeare was the wisest human being I ever heard of. To be perfectly frank, though, that's not saying much.

You know, the Emancipation Proclamation was like giving freedom to domestic animals.