I'm a painter in my dreams, you know.

In the middle of Siberia I guess there's a lake that big [ like the Great Lakes], but there are practically no other lakes that big with fresh water.

Dr. Brainard Keyes Bullard, President of Wyandotte College, said in an address tonight that most of the worlds ills can be traced to the fact that Mans knowledge of himself has not kept pace with his knowledge of the physical world.

You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Teaching, may I say, is the noblest profession of all in a democracy.

I am a monopolar depressive descended from monopolar depressives. That's how come I write so good.

"Self-taught, are you?" Julian Castle asked Newt. "Isn't everybody?" Newt inquired. "Very good answer." Castle was respectful.