Teaching, may I say, is the noblest profession of all in a democracy.

The computer revolution has allowed white-collar criminals to do what the Mob would have loved to do - put a pawnshop and a loan shark in every home!

You say what you have to say. But you have to learn to say it in such a way that the reader can see what you mean.

He ate a pear. It was a hard one. It fought back against his grinding teeth. It snapped in juicy protest.

You know, the Emancipation Proclamation was like giving freedom to domestic animals.

How embarrassing to be human.

In the water I am beautiful.