We don't make bicycles anymore. It's all human relations now. The eggheads sit around trying to figure out new ways for everyone to be happy. Nobody can get fired, no matter what; and if somebody does accidentally make a bicycle, the union accuses us of cruel and inhuman practices and the government confiscates the bicycle for back taxes and gives it to a blind man in Afghanistan.

The dog, who had sounded so ferocious in the winter distances, was a female German Shepherd. She was shivering. Her tail was between her legs. She had been borrowed that morning from a farmer. She had never been to war before. She had no idea what game was being played. Her name was Princess.

Most kids can't afford to go to Harvard to be misinformed.

I never asked to be born in the first place.

Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.

She broke my heart. I didn't like that much. But that was the price. In this world, you get what you pay for.

No moral value is greater than humanity.