You develop a style from writing a lot.

Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.

I didn't know then what a sperm was, and so wouldn't understand his answer for several years. "My boy," he said, "you are descended from a long line of determined, resourceful, microscopic tadpoles-- champions every one.

She was a dull person, but a sensational invitation to make babies.

And we all vied, in saving face, to be the greatest student of human nature, the person with the quickest sense of humor.

Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.

It posed the question posed by all such stone piles.: how had puny men moved stones so big? And, like all such stone piles, it answered the question itself. Dumb terror had moved those stones so big