She was a dull person, but a sensational invitation to make babies.

A sum of money is a leading character in this tale about people, just as a sum of honey might properly be a leading character in a tale about bees.

And we all vied, in saving face, to be the greatest student of human nature, the person with the quickest sense of humor.

The computer revolution has allowed white-collar criminals to do what the Mob would have loved to do - put a pawnshop and a loan shark in every home!

Homo Americanus is going to go on speaking and writing the way he always has, no matter what dictionary he owns.

The government satirizes itself. All we can wish is that there will be a large number of Americans who will realize how dumb this all is, and how greedy and how vicious. Such an audience is dwindling all the time because of TV.

We used to have superb public schools. I guess we don't anymore, but, boy, the public schools were really something and I am a product of those in Indianapolis.