There's a Chaplain who never visited the front.

So many people think that practicing an art is a good way to make a living. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven's sake. I'm talking about singing in the shower, I'm talking about dancing to the radio, I'm talking about writing a poem to a friend.

See the cat? See the cradle?

America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves.

The Contessa was surely way ahead of her time, too, in believing that men were not only usless and idiotic, but downright dangerous. That idea wouldn't catch on big in her native country until the last three years of the Vietnam War.

Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.