It was very exciting for her, taking his dignity away in the name of love.

I'm a doctor of cowshit, pigshit, and chickenshit.....when you doctors figure out what you want, you'll find me out in the barn shoveling my thesis.

Thinking doesn't seem to help very much. The human brain is too high-powered to have many practical uses in this particular universe.

Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad.

Don't you think that's the main reason people find [writing] so difficult? If they can write complete sentences and can use a dictionary, isn't that the only reason they find writing hard: they don't know or care about anything?

I wonder now what Ernest Hemingways dictionary looked like, since he got along so well with dinky words that anybody can spell and truly understand.

You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.