American Rifleman and Field & Stream had ads for "varmint guns." Another varmint was a ground hog because a horse would be going along and he'd stick his foot in a ground hog hole and break his leg. So we were trying to prevent that, too. But we finally scared ourselves. We didn't realize we were nuts.
Kurt VonnegutThere is no way a beautiful woman can live up to what she looks like for any appreciable length of time.
Kurt VonnegutHe wanted to talk to them, if he could, to discover whether they had truths about life which he had never heard before. Here is what he hoped new truths might do for him: enable him to laugh at his troubles, to go on living, and to keep out of the North Wing of the Midland County General Hospital, which was for lunatics.
Kurt VonnegutLike so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
Kurt Vonnegut