The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.
If I am ever put to death on the hook, expect a very human performance.
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
My father said, ‘When in doubt, castle.’
profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you.