Do you think Arabs are dumb? They gave us our numbers. Try doing long division with Roman numerals.

Unfortunately, that still leaves plenty of Americans who don't read much or think much -- who will still be extremely useful in unjust wars. We are sick about that. We did the best we could.

People aren’t supposed to look back. I’m certainly not going to do it anymore.

If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC

What made marriage so difficult back then was yet again that instigator of so many other sorts of heartbreak: the oversize brain.

All right - I'll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.

I don't know what's going on, and I'm probably not smart enough to understand if somebody was to explain it to me. All I know is we're being tested somehow, by somebody or some thing a whole lot smarter than us, and all I can do is be friendly and keep calm and try and have a nice time till it's over.