The heartbreaking necessity of lying about reality and the heartbreaking impossibilty of lying about it

Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness.

Smoking is the only honorable form of suicide.

love is a hawk with velvet claws love is a rock with heart and veins love is a lion with satin jaws love is a storm with silken reins

New knowledge is the most valuable commodity on earth. The more truth we have to work with, the richer we become.

Take it from somebody who has been around for a million years: When you get right down to it, food is practically the whole story every time.

Being an American means never having to say you're sorry.