There is one other book, that can teach you everything you need to know about life... it's The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, but that's not enough anymore.

Did you ever admire an empty-headed writer for his or her mastery of the language? No. So your own winning style must begin with ideas in your head.

Pretend to be good always and even God will be fooled.

Take it from somebody who has been around for a million years: When you get right down to it, food is practically the whole story every time.

The biggest laughs are based on the biggest disappointments and the biggest fears.

When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.

Dr. Brainard Keyes Bullard, President of Wyandotte College, said in an address tonight that most of the worlds ills can be traced to the fact that Mans knowledge of himself has not kept pace with his knowledge of the physical world.