That specific remedy for the worldwide epidemic of depression is a gift called the blues.

Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected. So it goes.

If you can't write clearly, you probably don't think nearly as well as you think you do.

Well, we are terribly divided politically, yes, and, you know, I don't mean to intimidate you and your listeners but I have a master's degree in anthropology from the University of Chicago.

All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.

There's almost nothing like native Midwesterner anywhere else in the world, except in Asia. They're miracles all in themselves.

We're here on Earth to fart around