You have never seen greatness in a Presidency; I have. It was a rich kid who you would think had every reason to be a horse's ass - Franklin Roosevelt. He was humane and wise and resourceful. He was called a traitor to his class.

It's a nice glass of champagne at the end of a life.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Traveling is like dancing lessons from God.

You want to know something? We are still in the Dark Ages. The Dark Ages--they haven't ended yet.

Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.

We don't make bicycles anymore. It's all human relations now. The eggheads sit around trying to figure out new ways for everyone to be happy. Nobody can get fired, no matter what; and if somebody does accidentally make a bicycle, the union accuses us of cruel and inhuman practices and the government confiscates the bicycle for back taxes and gives it to a blind man in Afghanistan.