I love you, because the love you gave me was the only love I've ever had, the only love I ever will have

For some reason, the most vocal Christians among us never mention the Beatitudes (Matthew 5). But, often with tears in their eyes, they demand that the Ten Commandments be posted in public buildings. And of course, that's Moses, not Jesus. I haven't heard one of them demand that the Sermon on the Mount, the Beatitudes, be posted anywhere. "Blessed are the merciful" in a courtroom? "Blessed are the peacemakers" in the Pentagon? Give me a break!

Pay no attention to Caesar. Caesar doesn't have the slightest idea what's really going on.

I love cell phones. I see people so happy and proud, walking around. Gesturing, you know. I'm like Karl Marx, I'm up for anything that makes people happy.

The youngest child in any family is always a jokemaker, because a joke is the only way he can enter into an adult conversation.

All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.

Nobody will stop you from creating. Do it tonight. Do it tomorrow. That is the way to make your soul grow.