Just because we think we're so wonderful doesn't mean we really are. We could be really terrible animals and just never admit it because it would hurt so much.

Do you think Arabs are dumb? They gave us our numbers. Try doing long division with Roman numerals.

The biggest laughs are based on the biggest disappointments and the biggest fears.

A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.

A lot of critics think I'm stupid because my sentences are so simple and my method is so direct: they think these are defects. No. The point is to write as much as you know as quickly as possible.

...Skyscraper National Park

kar.a.bek.i.an (n.); (from Rabo Karabekian, U.S. 20th Cent. painter). Fiasco in which a person causes total destruction of own work and reputation through stupidity, carelessness or both.