I learned how to make jokes because I wanted to give people as much fun as they did, and I guess I did, too.
What you can become is the miracle you were born to be through the work that you do.
The function of the artist is to make people like life better than they have before.
We are never as modern, as far ahead of the past as we like to think we are.
If God were alive today, He'd be an atheist.
As in my other works of fiction: All persons living and dead are purely coincidental, and should not be construed. No names have been changed to protect the innocent. Angels protect the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.