All the new technology seems redundant to me. I was quite happy with the United States mail service. And, I don't even have an answering machine, for God's sake.

He ate a pear. It was a hard one. It fought back against his grinding teeth. It snapped in juicy protest.

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.

It was a thunderingly beautiful experience-voluptuous, sexual, dangerous, and expensive as hell.

Everybody knows that the dumbest people in any American university are in the education department, and English after that.

The most important message of a crucifix, to me anyway, was how unspeakably cruel supposedly sane human beings can be when under orders from a superior authority.

Being American is to eat a lot of beef steak, and boy, we've got a lot more beef steak than any other country, and that's why you ought to be glad you're an American. And people have started looking at these big hunks of bloody meat on their plates, you know, and wondering what on earth they think they're doing.