What's going to happen is, very soon, we're going to run out of petroleum, and everything depends on petroleum. And there go the school buses. There go the fire engines. The food trucks will come to a halt. This is the end of the world.

Pay no attention to Caesar. Caesar doesn't have the slightest idea what's really going on.

The mountebank told them that God was surely trying to kill them, possibly because He was through with them, and that they should have the good manners to die. This, as you can see, they did.

It is almost always a mistake to mention Abraham Lincoln. He always steals the show.

Don't worry about your father. He's a perfectly contented, self-sufficient zombie.

I'm a painter in my dreams, you know.

Human beings will believe in all kinds of things that aren't true, and that's okay. And TV is a part of that.