It's the emptiest and yet the fullest of all human messages: 'Good-bye.

Much of the blame is the malarkey that artists have created to glorify war, which as we all know, is nonsense, and a good deal worse than that — romantic pictures of battle, and of the dead and men in uniform and all that. And I did not want to have that story told again.

The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.

If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?

Here is the solution to the American drug problem suggested a couple years back by the wife of our President: "Just say no.

People like to feel entitled, whether they're actually entitled or not.

Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.