No matter how wonderful a sentence is, if it doesn't add new and useful information, it should be removed.

Beware of "grandfalloons" and "foma". A "grandfalloon" is a proud and meaningless association of human beings. "Foma" are harmless truths intended to comfort simple souls.

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.

I consider anybody a twerp who hasn't read the greatest American short story, which is 'Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge,' by Ambrose Bierce.

Love is where you find it.

George Bush and his gang imagine they are being political geniuses.

The hare of history once more overtakes the tortoise of art.