Until you die .. it's all life.
Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suiside.
If somebody says, "I love you," to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol-holder requires? "I love you, too."
A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
It is never a mistake to say good-bye.
I learned how to make jokes because I wanted to give people as much fun as they did, and I guess I did, too.