Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suiside.

So let's give another big tax cut to the super-rich. That'll teach bin Laden a lesson he won't soon forget.

Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.

His mother understood my illness immediately, that it was my world rather than myself that was diseased.

I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours.

One thing I hate about school committees today is that they cut arts programs out of the curriculum because they say the arts aren't a way to make a living.

The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal.