Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is to do and how credulous people are.

Most kids can't afford to go to Harvard to be misinformed.

The library is full of stories of supposed triumphs which makes me very suspicious of it. It's misleading for people to read about great successes, since even for middle-class and upper-class white people, in my experience, failure is the norm.

She was a dull person, but a sensational invitation to make babies.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.

Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.

If you can do no good, at least do no harm.