Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is to do and how credulous people are.

If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?

The primary benefit of practicing any art, whether well or badly, is that it enables one's soul to grow.

bergeron's epitaph for the planet, i remember, which he said should be carved in big letters in a wall of the grand canyon for the flying-saucer people to find was this: WE COULD HAVE SAVED IT, BUT WE WERE TOO DOGGONE CHEAP. only he didn't say "doggone.

People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God.

You can't just eat good food. You've got to talk about it too.

If I were a physics teacher or a science teacher, it'd be on my mind all the time as how the hell we really got this way. It's a perfectly natural human thought and, okay, if you go into the science class you can't think this. Well, alright, as soon as you leave you can start thinking about it again without giving aid and comfort to the lunatic fringe of the Christian religion.